Time to start the royal (well, princely) wedding countdown again, hatters -- Princess Caroline's baby boy is getting hitched! Andrea Casiraghi -- who, even without a title, is currently second in line to the Monegasque throne -- is engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Tatiana Santo Domingo, and to celebrate, of course, they threw a big bash on a yacht. (What, you don't have a yacht? Psssh. Plebians.)
And, even better? The yacht party theme was apparently RAGAMUFFINS IN HATS. Read on, hatters. Trust me: you won't regret it.
Say it with me now, hatters: THE WOMAN WITH THE COMICALLY LARGE HAT AND THE BANANA CLUTCH COULD ONE DAY BE THE PRINCESS OF MONACO. No joke, kids. If Al and Charlene don't have any little princes or princesses, Andrea will one day inherit the throne. I mean, this has to happen, right? BANANA CLUTCH.
And, really, be still my crazy hat lovin' heart, everybody. This woman is a gift to the hattery gods.
But it's not as if Mr. Casiraghi can't hold his hattery own. I really enjoy that he seems to live in Florida circa 1992.
And if he doesn't wear this comedy fez to his wedding, frankly, I'm going to be inconsolable.
And finally -- look at the only legit royal in the tender, repping for the teacup fascinator. Amazing. Alexandra, I knew you were destined for greatness.
So how excited are you all for this wedding now? I hope it's going to be as nuts as Tatiana's good buddy Margherita Missoni's recent wedding. (Take a peek.) Shall we start guessing wedding themes? Right now, I'm going with either Hipster Woodland Creature Circus or Eccentric Mime Fantasy Theatre.
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